"purveyors of superior quality Folk and silliness to the Gentry and the populace"
For HISTORICAL NOTES & explanations see "The Beerfordbury Bugle"
Egon Toastes Wassailled Hostelries Guide here!
** After a gruelling season, during which the Crew forced themselves to cross the threshold of around forty three public houses, the 1999 Wassail Crew collected £1,091.46 - this will be further enhanced because DIXONS group are sponsoring Sally under their employee initiative and are likely to make a further very generous direct donation to the charities. **
THANK YOU - to all the landlords who let us come in, all the customers who dug into their pockets and suffered our choral peculiarities, to the Dixons Group for their sponsorship and all our families who let us go out dressed like twerps when we should have been in Sainsburys, digging up Christmas trees or slaughtering turkeys. (Try doing that in Sainsburys & see what you get - ed)
Extra Special mention is due to Sally, as she gave up a glittering Christmas do - posh frocks & bubbly, the lot - in order to complete the 1999 tour and warble the baubles off the citizens of Sawbridgeworth. Congratulations are especially due to the Ladies generally for their thorough inspection of all the beery halls they came upon during their peregrenations.
** All proceeds will be divided between Lupus UK and The MS Society. **
High-class Mumming done to order! if you would like to book a side for your fete or fair, we'd like to talk to you - please call or E-mail.
Reasonable rates - ad-hoc busking often comes free with a mumm. N W Step-Clogging frequently available.
For information on Mumming, go here or for notes on Hocktide, see this.
The BBTWTA is a wholly voluntary group dedicated to the practice of tradition. Fees for mumming generally go to support the Stortfolk Music Club and/or Pegleg Unicorn. Proceeds from the Wassail (except free beer) always go to charity with no deductions for kit or refreshment.
CONTACTS | PHONE | DEPARTMENT | |
Jon & Hil McNamara | (01279) 656664 | jonmcnamara@usa.net | Wassail - songs, folklore & sources, Pegleg, Stortfolk |
Geoff Leeds & Jacqui Cresswell | (01279) 724224 | geoff.leeds@tesco.net | Mumming - bookings, general enquiries, Pegleg. |
Billy Suggers & Freida Spenser | Please use E-mail | suggers@LineOne.net | Editorial, PR, reviews. Complaints. Plaudits. |
Arthur Brain & Mary Hinge | Please use E-mail | Monica@mondeg.keme.co.uk | Mumming - scripts, sources |
Sidney Arborbridge & Bella DeBaule | Please use E-mail | Branwell@homeclose7.freeserve.co.uk | HITE - International Dept, Translations, Legitimate Theatre, Dance |
Recent Events :
Goulburn, The Australian Tour 1999
Wassailing 1998 - our hardy crew of wassailers collected £1,045 during their annual pre-Christmas Wassail, touring pubs from Saffron Walden to Puckeridge. The money will be divided this year between two charities of local significance - LUPUS and MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS. A cheque was presented at the club on 7 January.
Hronov / the Jirasec Festival 1998 (Bohemia)
1999 WASSAIL UPDATE #3
HOT NEWS dateline : just after late closing:
** The 1999 Wassail raised £1,091.46 - this will be further enhanced because DIXONS group are sponsoring Sally and have very generously agreed to match the collection up to £1,000 ! **
** All proceeds will be divided between Lupus UK and The MS Society. **
Regulars will know that we share some members with both these charities
Date | Contact / Notes |
All done 'till next November |
The 1999 Wassail was inflicted on the bemused populace as follows:
DATE | TOUR |
Notes (see members circulars for contacts & stuff - non-regulars please call for details) |
10th | MANUDEN & Dist - Pehams sort of thing | Good crew - lost R G Bhajii half way through due to Happy Birthday ritual. Natives jolly friendly. |
11th | HATFIELD HEATH, HATFIELD BROAD OAK & SHEERING | Pretty well traditional by now. Found Argie again. did no end of HBs. Another Full-Bodied Wassail. Suggers charged with being tipsy (which he denies) |
16th | ASH VALE - Puckeridge, Standon & down the Ash Vale via Hadham and Widford to Wareside. | A Very Convivial evening. Refused a free pint !!! (Stewards Inquiry Pending) |
17th | A General Furtle ending up at ELSENHAM. Newport to Quendon, then Henham & The Crown | Made a number of new friends - and renewed at least one old acquaintanceship. An excellent pubcrawl provided you have a tee-total driver. All venues jolly festive. |
18th | SAWBRIDGEWORTH (West Road & High Wych first) | A Very Convivial evening - always a special night. Kemble, J awarded Scary Wassailers Badge for causing two young ladies to go home for clean Knicks after yomping up behind them in the street and intoning "I'm your worst nightmare" in a low & eerie fashion. |
19th | No tour planned, but if a crew emerges ..... | (it's nearly Christmas & people are out drinking & having Crimble parties) |
23rd | Ditto | Ditto |
WORDS: (press)
Egon Toaste's Wassailed Hostelries Guide (press)
Standing Orders:
If you need spare tatters, try Jacqui or Mac & Hil . If you have spare tatters please advise.
Tours leave at 7:30pm prompt. If you miss the start point, please use the Itinery & catch up. Or 'phone - notes give mobile numbers where we have them.
Entries for the Alternative Wassail competition 1999
hadn't the heart to judge these - so they all won !
Entry #1 .... Entry #2 .... Entry #3 -
Entry #1
( from a Mr McNamara of Beerfordbury )
One, Two Three Smelly Lads ...
Here's one, two, three smelly lads - all in a heap
If they stand near the fire they will smell of dead sheep
They will smell of dead sheep as they sing out the King
And demand good beer from you - if you wear a gold ring!
Now the first to sing flat is old Mac on the bass
As he drops his song book and loses his place
His wild bleating notes will cause panic and fear
and wild apprehension until well into New Year ...
Now next to the fray is our Dave with his pipe
And at singing a harmony he'll have a wild swipe
He'll warble it here - he'll warble it there
High, low and sideways - he just doesn't care ....
And the last in the crew is young Geoff on the box
A squeezy piano with a fart like an ox
He'll run up the buttons and slide down the keys
And rupture his buttocks when the dust makes him sneeze ...
So Ladies and Gentlemen - quaking in fear
Pull out your purses and fill us with beer
Fill us with beer - until we feel no pain
And do it right now - else we'll sing again ...
Here's one, two, three smelly lads - all in a heap
If they stand near the fire they will smell of dead sheep
They will smell of dead sheep as they murder a song
You will smell them for weeks - even after they've gone
from Norah Handscombe, MHP (Mus)
a) Tune - we Three Kings .....................................b) Tune - God rest you merry
Wassail, wassail, all through the towns .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. God rest you merry, Gentlemen -
wearing hats and very strange gowns .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Likewise the ladies too
singing rowdily .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..Although we are a tattered ten
walking poudily .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .We'll sing a song to you
rattling tins for crowns .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. And if you put some pennies in
(Chorus) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Our tin, we'll sing again
Oh.... Christmas comes but once a year .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .Or we'll go on our way through wind & rain
When it comes we'll give a cheer .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Wind & rain
Altogether, whatever the weather .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. We will go on our way & sing again
sing and drink another beer
'tis the season of goodwill
so think of folk who're sad or ill
Don't be greedy, help the needy
then you can drink your fill.
(chorus)
Entry #3 By Emma Wisker (aged 13&1/12)
(at the time)
The 12 Days of Christmas
It's the first day of Christmas, and can you get for me
A talking Christmas Tree?
It's the second day of Christmas, and can you get for me
Two Lap Tops
And A talking Christmas Tree? ..... etc up to
It's the twelfth day of Christmas and can you get for me
12 Colour TV's
11 VCR's
10 C D Roms
9 Electric Keyboards
8 Personal Pagers
7 Filofaxes
6 C D Players
5 Mobile Phones
4 Ferraris
3 Internet
2 Laptops
And a Talking Christmas Tree