THE BEERFORDBURY BARREL TAPPERS AND WINE TIPPLERS ASSOCIATION
WASSAIL SONG BOOK
For further notes, dots, musicology, enquiries, complaints & sources - please contact: Jon McNamara or David Albinson by mailing : mailto:suggers(at)beerfordbury.com
These are the wassails we use. Folk purists will note that
i) few if any are the strict collected versions of "proper" wassails. Worse, some are blatant cut & shut adaptations, where we have hot-wired and driven away two trad. songs, welded the front of one to the back of another, and are joy-riding around in the resultant mess. This often has to do with workability - see notes / webmasters excuses at the foot of the page.
ii) quite a number are modern songs - we have tried to give the proper attributions; please feel free to mail us if there are any blatant mistakes!
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WORDS
These are the songs used by the Beerfordbury wassail since time immoral (i.e. the date of issue of the Kippers classic) or 1018 (which as everyone knows is nearly elevensies in Beerfordbury).
Some are trad. arr. Mac or Dave - some are amalgamations of two or three traditional wassails. Others are trad. pub songs or adopted from modern sources - e.g. Bring Us A Barrel by the late and sorely missed Keith Marsden
Note for singers - there are no dots. (a) If in doubt, sing in E Nigel. Or Shout. (b) ALWAYS HARMONISE. Anyone caught singing the actual tune will be rusticated. (c) Always follow Geoff if he pitches. Whatever he pitches. Trusses are available on free loan from the Stores Officer. {Dave's been in the National Truss for a long while. That's how he manages to reach those notes.}
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STARTING NOTE |
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The Mummers Song | 2 |
D |
One, Two, Three Jolly Lads | 3 |
Bb |
While Shepherds | 4 |
Bb |
Jolly Wassail | 5 |
F |
Here we Come AWassailing | 6 |
D |
The Stort Valley Wassail | 7 |
C |
Bring Us a Barrel | 8 |
Bb |
Landlord Fill the Flowing Bowl | 9 |
F |
The Nancarrow Wassail | 10 |
B |
The Turning of the Year | 11 |
D |
The Holly & the Ivy | 12 |
E |
The King | 13 |
F |
Sans Day Carol | 14 |
C |
The Boars Head Carol | 15 |
E |
Ad hoc Wassails from members & friends: | .... and apologies to the first five, who entered last Christmas's contest & got no result. This WILL be rectified |
One Two three Smelly Lads | One of Mac's |
The Norah Handscombe Collection | Kindly loaned by the kindly Norah |
Emma's Utterance | As uttered by Emma |
Carys' Carol | A carol from Carys |
From John H Scott (MOOC(temp)) of California | - an inspired verse or two from a kindred spirit who just surfed on in ...... |
MUMMERS SONG
The roads are very dirty
My boots are very clean
I have a little pocket to put my money in
Knock on the knocker,
Ring on the bell
Please give me a copper
Because I've sung so well !
If you haven't got a penny
A halfpenny will do
If you haven't got a halfpenny
Then God bless you!
Sung on being Called In. It is traditional (but not designed) that the front of the Wassail is about half a line ahead of the Tail End Wassailers by the finish, on account of being started before entry to the premises.
Here are one, two, three jolly lads, all in one mind
We have come a'wassailing and we hope you'll prove kind
We hope you'll prove kind with your cakes and strong beer
For we'll come no more nigh you until the next year
The first to come in is Lord Nelson you'll see
With a bunch of blue ribbons tied under his knee
And a star on his breast that like silver does shine
I hope he remembers it's wassailing time.
And the next to come in it is Lord Collinwood
And he's fought with Lord Nelson 'till he's shed his blood
And he's come from the sea old England to view
And he's come a'wassailing with all of his crew.
The last to come is old Toss pot you'll see
He's a valiant old fellow in every degree
He's a valiant old man and he wears a pig tail
And his only delight is a'drinking strong ale.
Repeat first verse
Come Ladies and Gentlemen sat by the fire
Put your hands in your pockets and give us our desire
Put you hands in your pockets and give us our delight
If you'll give nowt, we'll take nowt.....
farewell and good night !
An Easter begging song (trad). Also used as a calling on song in the St George Mummers Play, which makes it very confusing. (Wassegging , Pacealeing etc.. )
WHILE SHEPHERDS WATCH'D THEIR FLOCKS
Sung to the tune normally associated with On Ilkley Moor B'aht 'at. Which is more correct than the one most people use nowadays.
While Shepherds watch'd their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
The Angel of the Lord came down
[The Angel of the Lord came down]
And Glory shone around
[And Glory shone around]
"Fear not" said he; for mighty dread
Had seized their troubled mind;
"Glad tidings of great joy I bring
To you and all mankind".
"To you in David's town this day
Is born of David's Line
A Saviour, who is Christ the Lord;
And this shall be the sign."
"All glory be to God on high
And to the Earth be peace;
Good will henceforth from heaven to men
Begin and never cease.
A Wassail. a wassail throughout this old town
Our cup it is white and our ale it is brown
Our Wassail is made of the good ale and true
Some nutmeg and ginger - the best we could brew.
[ And its ... ] Our Wassail, Jolly Wassail
Joy come to our Jolly Wassail.
Our Wassail was made with and Elderberry bough
And so my good neighbour we'll drink unto thee
Beside all on earth you'll have apples in store
Pray let us come in for it's cold by the door.
We hope that your apple trees prosper and bear
So we may have cider when we call next year
And where you've one barrel, we hope you'll have ten
So we can have cider when we call again.
Here's we Jolly Wassailers weary and cold
Pray drop us some silver into our old bowl
And if we're alive for another new year
Perhaps we may call and see who do live here.
Here we come a'wassailing among the leaves so green
Here we come a'wandering so fair to be seen
CHORUS:
For it is a Christmas time
and we wander far and near
And we wish you merry Christmas
and Happy New Year
And a year .... and a year ...
And we wish you merry Christmas
and Happy New Year
We are not daily beggars that beg from door to door
But we are neighbours children whom you have seen before.
Call up the Butler of this house - put on his golden ring
Let him bring us a glass beer and better we shall sing.
We have got a little purse of stretching leather skin
We want a little money to line it well within.
God bless the Master of this house,
likewise the Mistress too
And all the little children that round the table go.
(To the tune of "CWM RHONDDA")
We have come here, dressed in tatters
We wont sing long never fear!
But well wish you, now it matters,
Happy Christmas, good new year.
CHORUS:
Happy Christmas, Happy Christmas
And a prosperous New Year
(Good New Year)
And a prosperous New Year!
At midwinter, it is folly
To forget the trees on Earth
Ivy, Mistletoe and Holly
Celebrate the Sons rebirth.
Let the Mistress or the Master
Of this house of Joy and Cheer
Help us sing a little faster
Bring us all a glass of beer!
You may think that we look funny,
Or we sing from selfish greed
But please fill our hats with money
It all goes to folks in need!
(© Michael Branwell 1996)
No man that's a drinker takes ale from a pin
For there is too little good stuff there within
Four and a half is it's measure in full
Too small for a sup, not enough for a pull...
Then bring us a barrel and set it up right
Bring us a barrel, to last out the night
Bring us a barrel, no matter how high
We'll drink it up Lads, we'll drink it dry.
The poor little firkin's nine gallons in all
Though the beer it is good, the size is too small
For lads that are drinkers like you and like I
That firkin small barrel too quickly runs dry.
And when that I'm dying and on me death bed
By me bedside leave a fine full hogshead
That if down below I mun go when I die
Me and old Nick we will both drink it dry.
*The Kilderkins Next and although rather small
At least it is better than nothing at all
Its eighteen full gallons will just about do
Provided, of course, theres another for you.
Then bring forth the Puncheon and roll out the butt
Them's the best measures before me to put
Our pots will go round and good ale it will flow
And we'll be contented for an hour or so.
From the singing of the late Keith Marsden : © Fellside Recordings 1992 See "Picking Sooty Blackberries" p. 22 - (pub. by Fellside Recordings - ISBN 1 871318 01 7.... ) *with an extra verse from the singing of that nice Mr Shuttleworth (who says he sang it in front of Keith and didn't get hit, so he concludes it was sort of approved).
Chorus:
Landlord fill the flowing bowl
until it doth run over [x2]
For tonight we'll merry merry be [x3]
Tomorrow we'll be sober !
Here's to the man who drinks light ale
and goes to bed quite sober
He fades as the leaves do fade ...
And drops off in October.
Here's to the girl who steals a kiss
and runs to tell her mother
She's a very foolish thing ....
She'll never get another Chorus:
Here's to the man who drinks brown ale
and goes to bed quite mellow
He lives as he ought to live ...
And dies a jolly good fellow
Here's to the girl who steals a kiss
and comes back for another
She's a boon to all mankind ...
She'll very soon be a mother !! Chorus
Now here in this house we first must begin
To raise up our glasses to drink to the King
And as to the Master, we'll drink your good health
We hope you will prosper in virtue and wealth ...
In virtue and wealth
With our Wassail, Wassail, Wassail
And joy come to our Jolly Wassail
Wassail, wassail, wassail,wassail
And joy come to our jolly wassail.
Now neighbours and strangers that here we have found
Give a coin or two as the hat it pass round
For the gift that you give is not taken in greed
But will ease and comfort poor people in need
Poor people in need ....
Now for this good coin, the cider, the beer
And for the warm welcome that we have found here
We give you our thanks and we will keep in mind
How you have been generous, friendly and kind
And friendly and kind...
And so for the kindness that we did receive
We return you our thanks as we now take our leave
From this present evening we bid you adieu!
Until the next year and same season ensue ...
And same season ensue.
THE TURNING OF THE YEAR - based on a song by Jon Harvison
Chorus:
So raise .... your glasses high
And loud your praises sing
To the turning of the year
And the season of the King
Now the winters on the land
And the frost is cold and hard
There is fire upon your breath
And ice upon the yard
The bitter wind will glow your cheek
As to the Inn - your friends to greet .... Chorus ....
It's the season of hard frost
When the trees stand bare and cold
As the snow it shrouds the fields
Sheep huddle in the fold
For Christmas time is coming near
A time for friends and kindly cheer .... Chorus ...
Now the winter nights are dark
And are with memory strong
When the Wassailers they come in
To cheer with merry song
They'll sing with joy of the time now come
And they'll sing the "King" to bless your home ... Chorus ...
Build the fire into a blaze
And make the rafters ring
Turn no-one from your door
'tis the season now to sing ...
Come raise your glasses, drink a toast
To the company & to our host ... Chorus ....
The holly and the ivy when they are both full grown
Of all the trees that are in the wood,
the holly bears the crown
The rising of the sun, And the running of the deer
The playing of the merry organ,
sweet singing in the choir.
The Holly bears a blossom as WHITE as the lily flower
And Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ
to be our sweet Saviour ...
The Holly bears a berry as RED as any blood
And Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ
to do poor sinners good
The Holly bears a PRICKLE, AS SHARP as any thorn
And Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ
on Christmas day in the morn
The Holly bears a *BARK, AS BITTER as any gall,
And Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ for to redeem us all.
*At this juncture, it has become the prctice to utter a sharp yap, yelp or woof.
The holly and the ivy when they are both full grown
Of all the trees that are in the wood,
the holly bears the crown
Joy, health, love and peace
be all here in this place
By your leave we will sing
concerning our king.
Our King is well dressed in silks of the best
In ribbons so rare-no king can compare
We have travelled many miles
over hedges and stiles
In search of our King
unto you we bring
We have powder and shot
to conquer the lot
We have cannon and ball
to conquer them all
Now Christmas is passed,
Twelfth Night is the last
And we bid you adieu,
great joy to the new.
From the singing of Fairport Span, and an old book. Has become the BBTWTA anthem over the years - sung in Yordas Cave, at an Australian Aboriginal tourist site and all places in between.
Now the Holly bears a berry
as WHITE as the milk
And Mary she bore Jesus
who was wrapped up in silk.
And Mary she bore Jesus Christ
our Saviour for to be
And the first tree in the green wood
It was the Holly - Holly - Holly
And the first tree in the green wood
it was the Holly.
Now the Holly bears a berry
as GREEN as the grass
And Mary bore Jesus who died on the cross
Now the Holly bears a berry as blood it is RED
And we trust in our Saviour
who rose from dead
Now the Holly bears a berry a
as BLACK as the coal
And Mary bore Jesus who died for us all
Sung only in the prescence of Oxford Men, and then with care as it makes them maudlin and whistful.
The boars head in hand bear I
Bedecked with bay and rosemary
So I prey you my masters be merry
Quod Estis in convivio
Caput apri defero
Reddens laudes Domino
The Boars head as I understand
Is the rarest dish in all the land
Which thus bedecked with a gay garland
Let us servire cantico.
Caput
Our steward has't provided this
In honour of the King of Bliss
Which on this day to be served is
In Reginensis atrio.
Caput x2
( from a Mr McNamara of Beerfordbury )
One, Two Three Smelly Lads ...
Here's one, two, three smelly lads - all in a heap
If they stand near the fire they will smell of dead sheep
They will smell of dead sheep as they sing out the King
And demand good beer from you - if you wear a gold ring!
Now the first to sing flat is old Mac on the bass
As he drops his song book and loses his place
His wild bleating notes will cause panic and fear
and wild apprehension until well into New Year ...
Now next to the fray is our Dave with his pipe
And at singing a harmony he'll have a wild swipe
He'll warble it here - he'll warble it there
High, low and sideways - he just doesn't care ....
And the last in the crew is young Geoff on the box
A squeezy piano with a fart like an ox
He'll run up the buttons and slide down the keys
And rupture his buttocks when the dust makes him sneeze ...
So Ladies and Gentlemen - quaking in fear
Pull out your purses and fill us with beer
Fill us with beer - until we feel no pain
And do it right now - else we'll sing again ...
Here's one, two, three smelly lads - all in a heap
If they stand near the fire they will smell of dead sheep
They will smell of dead sheep as they murder a song
You will smell them for weeks - even after they've gone
© Jon McNamara 1999
from Norah Handscombe, MHP (Mus)
a) Tune - we Three Kings . Wassail, wassail, all through the towns .. .. (Chorus) .. .. .. Oh.... Christmas comes but once a year .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. When it comes we'll give a cheer .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .Altogether, whatever the weather .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .sing and drink an-other beer' 'tis the season of goodwill (chorus)© Norah Handscombe 1999 |
b) Tune - God rest you merry God rest you merry, Gentlemen -
© Norah Handscombe 1999 |
The Twelve Days Of Christmas
By Emma Whisker (aged 13&1/12)(at the time)
It's the first day of Christmas, and can you get
for me
A talking Christmas Tree?
It's the second day of Christmas, and can you get for me
Two Lap Tops
And A talking Christmas Tree? ..... etc up to
It's the twelfth day of Christmas and can you get for me
12 Colour TV's
11 VCR's
10 C D Roms
9 Electric Keyboards
8 Personal Pagers
7 Filofaxes
6 C D Players
5 Mobile Phones
4 Ferraris
3 Internet
2 Laptops
And a Talking Christmas Tree
© Emma Whisker 1999
The American Wassail
(To be sung to the tune of Beethoven's Ode to Joy)
Wassail, wassail! Come we singing,
Beerfordbury's happy band,
Seeking for our missing village
In each pub across the land.
Alms, we beg thee, for the needy;
For ourselves we seek but beer!
Landlord, fill each glass a-brimming,
While we sing of Christmas cheer.
Wassail, wassail! Landlord, stint not;
Fill each firkin with the best.
Patrons, fill our purses also;
By the poor you will be blest.
Then our wandering shall continue,
Cecil leading on before,
'Til in Beerfordbury Village
Sing we wassail evermore.
©2000 John H Scott of Los Angeles
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I have tried to give appropriate credits, but please mailto:suggers(at)beerfordbury.com if you want to point out glaring inaccuracies, or indeed castigate us for our laxity in not adhering to the True Folk Tradition. My defence is that
i) If you are going to dress up silly, and then go into pubs full of non-folkies and get them to give you money, you have to sing something that's catchy, brash and loud enough to be heard over the fruit* machine. People do not stop talking - unless you hit them with a wall of noise when they sometimes do, if it sounds interesting. They certainly do not tend to have the attention-span necessary for all 75 verses of The Sailor's Doom at Yuletide (Dorian Mode) (Proclaimed deliberately in a Goaty Voice)
ii) Singing in Pubs has a long history and ought to be encouraged, not made into a museum exhibit. (Discuss)
iii) It's hard to be accurate when you're that drunk.
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